Wednesday 11 November 2015

‘Dilwale’ trailer is the perfect Diwali gift to Shah Rukh Khan, Kajol’s fans: Watch

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When you have the nation’s most favourite lover boy with eyes filled with emotions and his Simran reciprocating in the rightest way and he mouths the lines, “Mira, aaj ke baad mujhe apna chehra kabhi mat dikhaana… Jaan le loonga,” you know you are stuck on this one.

Rohit Shetty and team are back this Diwali with Shah Rukh Khan starrer ‘Dilwale’ that reunites him with his “Simran” Kajol after almost five years and yes, from the word go, they make you want to ask for more.

The official trailer of the movie opens with a young looking SRK and Kajol in, perhaps, her most sensuous avatar, romancing away to glory. But as every love story has its shares of ups and downs, our Hero and his Mira have some too, or so it seems.

We then see Varun Dhawan and Kriti Sanon making “swag” entry just quite like Rohit Shetty’s films. The duo looks minty fresh and shares a hot chemistry.
- See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/dilwale-trailer-is-the-perfect-diwali-gift-to-srk-kajol-rohit-shettys-fans-watch/#sthash.ydzNB8mV.dpuf
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Rohit Shetty and team are back this Diwali with Shah Rukh Khan starrer ‘Dilwale’ that reunites him with his “Simran” Kajol after almost five years and yes, from the word go, they make you want to ask for more.
The official trailer of the movie opens with a young looking SRK and Kajol in, perhaps, her most sensuous avatar, romancing away to glory. But as every love story has its shares of ups and downs, our Hero and his Mira have some too, or so it seems.
We then see Varun Dhawan and Kriti Sanon making “swag” entry just quite like Rohit Shetty’s films. The duo looks minty fresh and shares a hot chemistry.
- See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/dilwale-trailer-is-the-perfect-diwali-gift-to-srk-kajol-rohit-shettys-fans-watch/#sthash.ydzNB8mV.dpuf
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Rohit Shetty and team are back this Diwali with Shah Rukh Khan starrer ‘Dilwale’ that reunites him with his “Simran” Kajol after almost five years and yes, from the word go, they make you want to ask for more.
The official trailer of the movie opens with a young looking SRK and Kajol in, perhaps, her most sensuous avatar, romancing away to glory. But as every love story has its shares of ups and downs, our Hero and his Mira have some too, or so it seems.
We then see Varun Dhawan and Kriti Sanon making “swag” entry just quite like Rohit Shetty’s films. The duo looks minty fresh and shares a hot chemistry.
- See more at: http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/dilwale-trailer-is-the-perfect-diwali-gift-to-srk-kajol-rohit-shettys-fans-watch/#sthash.ydzNB8mV.dpuf

How Shah Rukh Khan's 'Dilwale' trailer showed us everything that's wrong with Bollywood

Whew, it’s been two days since Shah Rukh Khan spammed everyone who's ever interacted with him on Twitter, with the Dilwale trailer. At first glance, the trailer looks amazing. But when you really think about it, you realise it's just a mash-up of Romeo and Juliet meets Josh on Fast and Furious cars in front of Windows 98 wallpapers (hat tip to Twitterati). Blogger Arnab Ray commented: “Even an Amit Shah speech fills me with greater anticipation.”
Frankly, the trailer, in 3:17 minutes, demonstrates everything wrong with Bollywood. Here are some things that struck me:
India is very, very, very tolerant
On his 50th birthday, Shah Rukh Khan held forth on the topic that has been hitting headlines in the nation for a while – intolerance. Frankly, the unstinting way the audience tolerates the mediocre fare that Bollywood dishes out, should re-assure SRK about the nation’s extremely high tolerance levels and should’ve been a point used by Anupam Kher and co. during their ‘tolerance march’!
There are zombies among us
It seems like half the people in this nation are now zombies without the ability to think. Don’t believe me? Just check any of the first responses any star receives from their fans on social media. It’s hard to believe that there are real, evolved Homo sapiens with opposable thumbs that are actually typing those comments. That also explains why people are willing to dole out their hard-earned money to watch whatever movie that Bollywood puts out, despite knowing fully well that it will be horrible.
The Khanploitation of Bollywood
Ever since Salman Khan's Dabangg became a hit, the Bollywood fraternity came to the conclusion that to make a movie a hit, they'd require a Khan or a Khan-lite (Akshay Kumar, Ajay Devgn, Hrithik Roshan), an item girl, a Honey Singh party song and high-budget fight sequences. It doesn't matter how good the plot is or how well it is executed, the audience will constantly flock to the hall simply to see their favourite star.
Reports of people willing to dole out Rs 750 to watch Salman Khan seduce someone 20 years his junior, can only evoke responses like this PRDP dubsmash.
Also Read: (The dummy's guide to promoting a Bollywood film)
Selling the same story 
The only good thing about the Dilwale trailer was the chemistry between SRK and (a surprisingly white-washed) Kajol. The saving grace is that at least SRK is romancing someone age-appropriate in a long time. On the other hand, we have to again endure Kriti Sanon (who tortured us along with Tiger Shroff in Heropanti) and Varun Dhawan who will again try to convince us that he is menacing like he tried in Badlapur.
The Great Spam Story
There was a time when the marketing of a movie was reserved to putting up a couple of posters and releasing the trailer. Now the promotion of a movie has many specific stages like first look, first trailer, first annoying hash tag (#PRDPinTheatresTomorrow and #Fastest9MViewsDilwaleTrailer) and the first time it made Aamir cry, so that by the time it actually hits the screens, we're too sick to actually see it. The release of the trailer saw Shah Rukh Khan taking spamming to a whole new level when he decided to tweet to every single individual on the face of the earth.

It's sad, because we know how good Shah Rukh Khan can be. But the changing face of Bollywood means we will probably never see performances like Darr, Chak De! India or Swades because producers are too scared to risk anything, which is ironic considering the Khans could probably sell anything if they wanted.

Dilwale trailer is out and not everyone's loving it

Do you like the trailer? PHOTO: PUBLICITY
Do you like the trailer? PHOTO: PUBLICITY
There was nothing ordinary about the event where Dilwale‘s trailer was released. In fact it was nothing short of grand. Crowds of fans and media gathered in Mumbai and waited for hours for the cast and crew of the film to unveil the trailer.
The grandiose display of designer cars at the trailer launch may have won the hearts of many, but did the trailer live up to the hype?
Video: Is this really how SRK, Kajol’s Dilwale will end?
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The promo starts with SRK and Kajol posing in scenic locations and ends with Shah Rukh telling the love of his life (Kajol obviously) not to show her face to him again or he’ll kill her.
The other couple, Varun and Kriti also share a complex equation. Varun plays SRK’s younger brother, and it appears that during the course of the film he is made to choose between his brother and his lover (Kriti).
PHOTO: PUBLICITY
The series of events that follow in the trailer suggest that the film is packed with action and romance with a tinge of comedy to break free from the tension.
While the trailer doesn’t shed much light on the storyline, the repetitive car and action scenes become predictable. However that hasn’t stopped people from watching the highly anticipated film’s trailer. In less than 12 hours, the trailer has already crossed a million views on YouTube.
SRK could hardly contain his excitement at the trailer launch. “Dilwale was a wonderful filmmaking experience and the results will show on screen. Never enjoyed myself more while shooting for a film, right from reuniting with Kajol after a long gap to shooting the heavy duty action sequences, it was all a delight. I’m glad to be sharing the trailer with you guys as it will give you a perfect taste of the fun family film that Rohit Shetty has made!” he said, according to a press release.
Watch: SRK and Kajol back as Raj and Simran!
PHOTO: PUBLICITY
It seems like fans are not the only ones who were excited about the DDLJ jodi coming together. Even Kajol and SRK were just as eager to work with each other after a long hiatus. “Dilwale is an extremely special film. Not only for what it offers but also because of the people I have worked with here. I had a great time working on the film, especially with Shah Rukh, as well as Rohit. I think everybody is gonna have a great time watching it as we had a great time making it,” said Kajol.
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Varun Dhawan couldn’t believe his luck and was ecstatic to have worked alongside King Khan and Kajol. “I have always been a big Rohit Shetty fan. But never did I expect to do a Rohit shetty film with Shah Rukh sir and Kajol ma’am. They are amazing actors and I’m the first from my generation to have worked with them. Dilwale is a coming together of all generations. It is the biggest family film ever made in Indian cinema, and I feel lucky to be a part of it,” he said.
Leaked: These videos from the sets of SRK-Kajol’s Dilwale are going viral!
PHOTO: PUBLICITY
Newcomer Kriti Sanon was just as thrilled and said, “I feel blessed to have gotten such a big opportunity so soon in my career. Now that we have put up the first look, I can’t wait for the release of the film. It has been a great learning experience for me and I truly wish all our efforts pay off.”
PHOTO: PUBLICITY
Dilwale is a family entertainer with a perfect blend of action, romance and comedy. The film will release on 18th December and go head-to-head with Sanjay Leela’s Bajirao Mastani starring Ranveer Singh, Deepika Padukone and Priyanka Chopra.
Here’s the trailer:
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Monday 9 November 2015

19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Turn Celibate

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1. Submitted by Lucas Updyke (Facebook)

Once a girl I was seeing wanted me to use anal beads on her while we did it doggy style. I’m not really into butt stuff so I didn’t know what I was doing, but I went along with it. Since I was new to the whole thing, I didn’t know you’re supposed to pull them out SLOWLY. I pulled them out like I was rip-starting a lawn mower — the result? One screaming woman, one horizontal shit-fountain, one ruined bed, and one ended relationship.

2. Submitted by augustinem2

My ex said my “pretty eyes” would make him cum too quick, and he smothered my face with a pillow to hide them. I tried to lift the pillow off with a little too much force and pushed him off of me; I had to drive him to the emergency room for stitches in his head because it smashed into the bedside table. I also farted during anal sex that night and his penis shot out!

3. Submitted by Jason Garcia (Facebook)

Once I was pooped on during sex and no, I’m not into that kind of stuff. I’m probably the biggest germaphobe on the planet, so you can imagine my reaction. There was a lot of horrified screaming and cursing, followed by an hour-long scolding hot shower with a scouring pad, followed by awkward silence.
19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Turn Celibate
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4. Submitted by Justin Thomson (Facebook)

I met a girl one night while I was on vacation in the Dominican Republic and went back to her room. I was really drunk and decided to try some fancy moves; I lost my balance in the process, and fell headfirst into the glass sliding door next to her bed. It was tempered glass, so it shattered the entire door.

5. Submitted by juliac440a16176.

I went home with this big redneck guy after a field party one night, and while we were having sex, his tooth fell out on me. I thought it was sweat because it was dark, but then he said, “Could you put my tooth back in my mouth for me?” It was so gross, but we ended up dating anyway.

6. Submitted by Linz Marie Narrie (Facebook)

I was having sex and the condom came off inside of me, and he had to fish it out. Luckily it didn’t ruin the mood — it was just extremely awkward for a minute.
19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Turn Celibate
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7. Submitted by amongthetrees778

Once I was hooking up with a guy for a couple months during the Christmas season. I had one of those clementine oranges sitting on my desk, and while still inside of me, he stopped and started eating the orange. After my incredulous look he said, “Refreshment break.”

8. Submitted by Samantha Zimlich (Facebook)

I was head over heels with my friend who was a couple of years older than me, and in a band. As soon as I turned 18, we hung out and decided to “watch a movie.” He put on Moulin Rouge and halfway into our hookup session, I got on top. After a few minutes I realized he was mumbling something. I listened closer and realized he was singing along to the movie. I stopped and asked him if he was singing, and he must not have realized he was doing out loud.

9. Submitted by caifengforever2

He licked my armpit and asked if he could blow air in my butt to “suck out my farts.”
19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Turn Celibate
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10. Submitted by Megan Barker (Facebook)

My boyfriend always likes to look at me naked saying, “Verrrrry nice!” in his best Borat impression.

11. Submitted by Georgia Washington (Facebook)

I was doing it with my girlfriend one time and I was on top. We were really hammering away, and all of a sudden I felt my dog licking my balls and asshole from behind. It was pretty messed up.

12. Submitted by amestevan

I was going down on my boyfriend and he was getting really into it, grabbing my head and thrusting. The deep throat was getting to be way too much, so I pushed myself away from him and instantly began to throw up all over my lap, on the floor, and almost on his penis. My boyfriend just watched in horror, but he was quick and grabbed stuff to clean the mess up. He couldn’t even laugh about it for another hour or so, while I was practically in tears from laughing so hard.
19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Turn Celibate
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13. Submitted by milleralysa.

The first time having sex with my current boyfriend was on a really old bed from the ’50s that was super unstable. The headboard was a shelf, and we were shaking it so hard that my kalimba fell off and hit me in the head. He kept asking if we should stop because I was bleeding badly, but I was really into it and it didn’t really hurt so I said no. When we were done, I went and looked in the mirror and there was this huge bubble of blood on my forehead.

14. Submitted by chisohawa

My ex-boyfriend and I were getting frisky for the first time. When my bra finally came off, he stared at my boobs for a couple seconds, shook them, and started singing, “Jiiiiggglllyyypuuuffff.” We were both 26.

15. Submitted by Neilia Nunes (Facebook)

I wanted to know if my Kegels were working, so I put the Ben Wa balls in and asked my boyfriend to pull it while I squeezed the muscles (arm-vagina wrestle, mind you). The string broke and the balls got stuck inside of me. Fortunately, I was able to “spit” them out, but my first thought was, “Oh, great, now I have to go to the ER and become the laughingstock of the night.”
19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Turn Celibate
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16. Submitted by laurenreneej

I gave my husband a concussion after I kneed him in the head during a rather violent orgasm. We had to go to the ER. Whoops.

17. Submitted by Sunny Webb (Facebook)

A friend of mine was having boring sex with a one-night stand. She said something to him and he then flexed his arm. She asked, “What the f&$@ are you doing?” to which he replied, “You told me to get awesome.” She followed with, “I told you to GET OFF ME!” My favorite part of this story is that his response to what he thought was a request to “get awesome” was to flex during sex.

18. Submitted by jessannie

My fiancé and I were getting down in our room when our daughter’s cat squeezed through the door. She saw something moving under the covers and decided to attack it, the “it” being my fiancé’s balls. Game over.

19. Submitted by McClueless

My boyfriend wanted to go down on me while I was on my period — he insisted. Funny enough, he came back up gagging and then ran off to puke in my bathroom. Once he finally calmed down he claimed he swallowed a blot clot. It was thoroughly embarrassing and hilarious at the same time.

Mummy Ki Sabji Mandi Me Chudai

Hii.. Ek baar fir mai prakash aap logo k liye ek nayi kahani mummy ki sabji mandi me chudai lekar aaya hu aasa hai aapko Pasand aayega. Aaplogo ko meri mom k bare me pata hi hoga ki wo kitni chudakkad sawabhaw ki hai aur use apna expose karne me kitna maja aata hai. Mere samne hi wo kitne ko kya kya nai dikhati. Ek baar ki baat hai Dad humare kisi kaam se Delhi gaye hue the.Ghar pe bus mai n mom the.
Sham k tym mom mere se boli ki prakash sabzi lene chalna hai. Waise aapko bata du ki hum varansi k rahne wale hai. waha station k paas bht bada sanji mandi hai. Mai mom ko bola ok mom chalo chalte hai mom boli ok mai taiyar hokar aati hu. wo saree pahni jo net ki thi n blouse valvet ka tha. Blouse vavet k hone k karan thoda deep gale ka tha. sham ka tym tha mai mom ko lekar bike pe chal pada. Fir jab hum sabji mandi pahuche to mom hume ek specific dukan pe le gayi fir mom boli tu bike kahi side me laga ker aao. fir mai chala gaya bike park karne. jab mai aaya to dekha mom ek dukan se sabji le rahi thi fir mai thoda paas gaya to dekha mom jhuk ker niche se sabji polythin me daal rahi thi jab mera dhayan sabji wale pe gaya to wo mom ko ajeeb tarah se ghur raha tha. tab mai dekha to mom ki chuchi unke blouse se bahar latak rahe the. Mujhe ajeeb laga ki mom bra kyu nai pahni hai.
Fir mai socha ki dekhte hai ye kya karte hai. sabji wala kareeb 50 ka hoga. kafi tagda tha. badi badi mooche thi. aur baar baar apna lund apne lungi me adjust ket raha tha. Fir mai mom ko call krke bola ki mom mujhe apne ek frnd ko receibe karne station jana hai tum auto se ghar jana mujhe late ho jayega. To mom mujhse boli koi baat nai mai aa jaungi. Us tym raat ho chuki thi kareeb 0730 pm ho rahe honge.
Bajaar me bhid bhi thi kai log mom ko notice bhi ker rahe the fir mai dhire se us dukan k naukar jo 20 saal ka hoga use bula ker pucha ki wo aurat ko wo janta hai to wo bola ki ha wo mere malik ki setting hai. uska malik use thokta hai. mujhe bht ajib laga mai socha ki aaj mai bhi dekhta hu wo kya karte hai.fir mai andhere ka fayda utha ker mom pe dhyAn rakha. Uske baad mom kafi der bagal me khada rahi fir uska malik sabji wala aata hai aur mom k kamar me haath daal k station k taraf jane lagta hai. Thodi dur jane per wo ek gali me mud jata hai fir waha ek park tha. sham jada hone se waha jafa log nai the fir wo mom ko lekar us park k toilet me jata hai. Mom uske sath bina sharm k chali ja rahi thi. fir mai toilet k raushandan se dekha to.
Wo mummy se bol raha tha aap bht der kardi is baar. to mom boli ki use tym hi nai mil pa raha tha fir wo mom ko bola ki aaj uske paas condom nai hai to mom boli ki to aaj chudai nai karenge tum pichli baar bhi bahana bana ker aise hi kiye the aur ab aadat bana liye ho to wo fir mom ko manane laga aurapna lungi khol ker side me ker diya aur mom ko bola let jao lungi per mom kuch bhunbhunate hue lungi per let gayi wo mom ki sadi ko kamar tak utha diya. mom ne panty bhi nai pahan rakhi thi. Mummy boli jaldi karo raat ho raha hai. Wo bhi bina der kiye mom k chut per apna lund rakh ker ek jor ka dhakka mara mom k muh se ek halki aah nikli. uska lund 8 inch ka hoga.lekin pura ka pura lund ek baar me ander chala gaya fir wo mom ko lagatar chodne laga
Fir wo mom ko bolne laga ki aaj jab uske chuchi dikh raha tha to kayi log uske dukan me aaye the. Fir wo mom se bola ki tu ek kaam karegi to mom siskari bharte huye boli kya kaam hai to wo bola ki janeman ek police wala bht paresan ker rakha hai mujhe waha dukan lagane se mana ker rakha hai. aaj usne tujhe mere dukan per dekha hai wo bus ek baar tere ko chodna chahta hai fir wo mujhe paresha nai kiya karega.Itne me mummy bhadak uthi boli mai tere ko randi lagti hu kya. Itne me wo sabjiwalla apna lund achanak se bahar nikal liya tab tak mom pure josj me thi achanak sabji wala utha aur lungi mom k niche se ghich liya aur mom ko aise hi chod ker jane laga fir mom gidgidane lagi to wo bola manti hai ya nai to wo boli ha.
Mom to pure josh me thi fir wo aa ker mom ko bola ki pure kapde nikalo mujhe aaj tumko bht ganda chodna hai mom bhi josh me pure kapde utar di. fir wo mom ko kuttiya banne ko bola. mom fauran piche mud gayi.waha bht andhera tha ek dum thoda sa light bus aa raha tha. fir wo mom ko ghodi bana k uske chut me apna lund pel ker chodne laga mom masti me chudne lagi itne me sabji wale ne dhire se mobile se kisi ko kuch msg kiya. mom idhar maje se chud rahi thi. street light k prakash me mujhe thodi thodi dikh raha tha. itne me bahar kisi ke baat karne ki aawaz aayi to wo mom se bola ki aawaz mat karna chup chap chudate raho. itne me kisi ka fir msg aaya wo mom k kaan me kuch kaha aur khada ho gaya mon issi position me thi. fir wo bahar ki taraf aaya fir mai usko dekha wo aise hi nange toilet k bahar aaya aur maine dekha bahar do aur log the wo unse bola aaplog apna pant bahar hi khol lo aur mera kurta pahan lo fir unme se ek ne aisa hi kiya fir wo aadmi ander chala gaya. mummy abhi bhi kutiya bani huyi thi
Fir wo aadmi aaker mom ko tatolne laga sayad use kam dikh raha tha mom usse kucch boli but wo reply nai kiya itne me mom ne uska lund pakdi to uska lund abhi soya hua tha fir mom muh me lekar chusne lagi uska khada hi nai ho raha tha mujhe saaf to dikh nai raha tha per uska lund 5 inch ka hoga gir wo mom ko kutiya banAker chodne laga karib 15 min chodne k baad wo mom k chut me jhad gaya fir wo bahar chala gaya.Fir sabji wala ander aaya aur mom se bola kya hua kapde kyu pahan rahi ho to mom boli ki tumhara to gir gaya na ab kya karoge.
Tab wo mom ko fir se dhaka de deta hai mom niche so jati hai aur wo apna lund mom ki saree me jab le jata hai aur jab mom k jangho me touch hota hai to mom bolti hai kya baat hai aaj bht mood me ho to fir wo mom ko bina kuch bole chodna start ker deta hai mom turant jhad jati hai fir bhi wo 20 min tak chodata hai firander hi apna maal chod deta haifirmummy bolti hai ki ab to jane doge ya aur karna hai fir wo mom ko bata deta hai ki abhi thodi der pahle use policce wala chod ker gaya hai. to mom surprise rah jati hai.aur faltu use datne lagti hai
Fir wo apni saree ache se pahan k uske sath bahar aati hai fir mai bhi waha se chala jata hu.fir jab mom ghar aati hai to sidhe jaker apni kapdw change karti hai mai chupke se bathroom me jaker mom ki peticoat dekha to wo pura gila tha.Aur mom bhr khus thi mai samjh gaya ki rand kitni khus hai dono ka lund lekar.

First Time With My Sister

I'll just start out by saying that I understand some may think it's wrong, however the taboo perversion of it still sits fondly in my memory. It happened years ago when I was a hormone induced teenager and constantly horny. From what I can remember I would jerk off at least once or twice daily. My sister and I had the typical sibling relationship where we were almost always fighting or arguing. For me she possessed the typical sister-nausea that comes with being siblings. However, it was hard to ignore that she did have a beautiful body. Had I not been her brother, I would definitely give her a look.

Because it was such a strong emotional event for me, I remember it very well. We were only a year apart in age and over 18 when it first happened. The first time it happened my sister was sick and taking medication at the time. She had missed a few days of classes and was a disgusting mess from lying in bed, not showering, and non-stop coughing. It was in the evening and Lisa had just gotten out of the shower. Mom and Dad went out for the evening, leaving a phone number in case we needed to reach them. After her typically long shower, Lisa took her medicine and laid down in her bed.

The phone rang and I picked it up. It was my mom checking in to see how Lisa was doing. I reluctantly (after all her room was swimming with germs) opened Lisa's door to hand her the phone. Her TV was on with the lights off and she appeared to be sleeping. I called for her from the doorway but she did not respond. My mom told me that the medicine she was taking helped her sleep, so she was probably out. I stepped into her room and stood over Lisa, who was covered with a sheet. I shook her, but still no response. I relayed the information to my mom and she told me to let her sleep.

I started for the door and turned back just to see if she was faking. Part of me thought she WAS faking, because that's something she would do. So I walked back over to her and shook her again, but still no response. Still thinking that she was faking it, I reached down and pulled her sheet from her. Still no movement from her. I looked down, somewhat shocked as Lisa laid there on her side with one leg stretched across the bed. She was wearing only a night shirt which had crept up past her waist and her panties were fully visible. Although I knew Lisa was attractive, it was the first time I really looked at her in a sexual way.

Still not knowing if she was faking to be asleep or not, I reached down again and shook her from her hip. Still no movement. She was facing away from me, so I was really staring at just her body - her ass in particular. Because there was no response from her, I was convinced that she was really asleep and not faking it. I turned to the door and then looked back at her again, this time I had a different angle looking more at her pussy through her panties. I could see the crack over her pussy lips through her panties and my dick started to grow. It was the first time I had gotten sexually arouse from looking at my sister.

I turned and walked back to her bed, kneeling down next to her so that I could get a closer look at her pussy. Up until that point I had never seen a pussy for real, other than pictures or movies, and definitely hadn't touched one. I stared at Lisa's ass and panties, just inches in front of me. A REAL pussy. Not just some picture. She smelled good, just coming out of the shower, and my dick was fully erect. I grabbed my dick trying to ease the pressure that had built from within me.

I then reached out and softly touched her leg, this time not wanting to wake her. There was no response so my hand moved to her ass. I felt the softness of her panties and the contour of her beautiful ass. I then moved my hand down and rubbed her pussy. I can remember her pussy feeling very warm, much warmer than the feeling of her ass or outer thigh. I rubbed the length of her pussy, from the top of her ass to under her clit. I did this for a while and then had to see her pussy, under her panties.

I pulled her panties aside and stared, just inches from my very first look at a real, living pussy. Her pussy was smooth and warm. I ran my finger again the length of her pussy, feeling the softness. She did look amazing. I continued rubbing her and worked my fingers into the folds of her pussy lips. Her pussy was warm and wet. I brought my finger to my nose and sniffed. It smelled like perfume, or the shampoo she had just used. I then brought my finger to my mouth and tasted her wetness. I can remember that there really wasn't much of a taste, yet it tasted incredible. I returned my finger to her pussy several times, each time tasting her juices. Then I pushed my finger into her pussy. I can remember how tight her pussy felt around my finger, and how warm and wet she felt.

Looking back, I'm surprised that I wasn't more concerned that she might wake up. But I was lost in teenage hormonal lust. I wanted nothing more at that moment but to taste her, to actually feel her pussy on my tongue. But in the position she was lying in, it just couldn't happen. So I pulled her panties back into place, and then reached down and grabbed her leg and repositioned her so that she was lying on her back.

I can remember looking down at her and getting a disgusting sickly feeling in my gut as I looked at her face. At that moment she was my gross sister and I was nauseated. But then I looked down at her body laying there, her shirt pulled up to her skinny waste and clad in her panties, and my dick took over once again.

I reached over and pulled her sheet up over her face so that I didn't have to look at her face, but only her body and I quickly fell back into lust mode. I looked down, staring at her nipples poking through her thin white nightshirt. I reached down, lifting her shirt up, peering under to see her perfectly round tits. I pulled her shirt up so that her tits where in full view. My hand lowered and softly touched her tits, gently squeezing her nipples. My hand then trailed down to her panties and I gently touched her pussy through her panties. I then pulled the hem of her panties open, looking inside to see a small patch of thin pubic hair neatly trimmed above her clit.

My hand pushed under her panties and my fingers pushed into the folds of her pussy lips again. Her pussy was amazingly warm and wet. I leaned down again, smelling her pussy and getting a close look. I then pulled her panties to one side and just stared at her pussy. Leaning down I licked the length of her pussy. It was incredible.

I continued to lick her, pushing my tongue as far and as deep as I could into her pussy. I'm not sure how long I licked her, but I didn't want to stop. I was like a dog in heat. I started uncontrollably pushing my cock against her bed as I licked her. I began to get boulder and pushed my finger into her pussy, then two. I was mesmerized at what I was doing.

As I was pushing my finger slowly into her tight pussy, I began to think about fucking her. In no time I wanted nothing more than to fuck her. But I was afraid that I would wake her. And if she woke up, all hell would brake loose for sure. But I was possessed with lust and had to feel her. I pulled her legs up and spread wide. I knelt on the bed, positioning myself just between her legs. I looked down as she laid there, motionless. Her body looked so damn hot.

With my dick in hand, I slowly brought it to her pussy, softly rubbing it up and down the length of her pussy. I was still really scared that I would wake her, and didn't want to push too fast or far. I continued gently rubbing my cock against her pussy until it eventually was coated with her wetness. Then I did it. I started to push my cock into her, warm, wet pussy. I slowly pushed it in. It felt incredible. Warm, tight and wet. I slowly withdrew and then pushed all the way in. I repeated this maybe five times, fucking her, and then it hit me. Out of nowhere I had an intense orgasm. Uncontrollably I pushed into her as I came. I really don't know how she didn't wake, but she remained still through it all. I pulled out of her and left her room, not even thinking that my cum was imbedded within her, and most likely oozing out filling her panties.

The next morning she questioned if anybody had gone in her room. My mom answered that she did check on her when she got home, but then she asked my dad and I. I'm sure my face must have been three shades of red, but I told her that I went in to wake her when Mom had called but she was sleeping. I couldn't look at her for fear of what might happen, but nothing more was said.

A few days later, my sister was feeling much better. Because of what had happened, I started to look at my sister in a different way. The second time I had sex with her was several days after the first. I thought about it almost constantly after that first time, but there wasn't ever a good time to pursue it. It was actually driving me crazy. I wanted nothing more than to fuck her again.

Several days after the first time is when it happened. It was late and everybody was asleep in bed. I however was awake and horny as usual. I walked to the bathroom and passed by my sister's room. i was possessed by the thought and walked into her room. She was laying on her back covered with her sheet. I walked in and sat on her bed. She didn't wake up. I then pulled her sheets aside. Her one leg was slightly bent and her nightshirt was pulled up high so that I could see her panties.

I honestly don't know what took over me, but I reached down and gently touched her pussy through her panties. I rubbed her pussy, feeling he softness of her panties and the warmth emitting from her pussy. After a short time of rubbing her, she moaned and pushed her hips up to meet my fingers. I looked at her and could barely see she had briefly opened her eyes, but then closed them again.

I continued rubbing her pussy and she just laid there. Then her hips again pushed up to my hand. I started putting more pressure against her clit as I rubbed her. As I did her breathing became louder. She turned her head away from me and he hips began moving in more of rhythm. I continued putting gently pressure against her clit and then her body shook as she must have been having an orgasm.

It was almost when she was in the middle of her orgasm, that she turned on her side facing away from me. Not a word was said, but her heavy breathing still echoed in the quiet room. I sat there, on the edge of he bed with my cock painfully erect in my hand.

After a short moment I again reached down and started rubbing her pussy from behind. I pulled her panties to one side and felt her wetness. I then slowly knelt behind her and attempted to position my cock to her pussy. She shifted slightly which allowed me better access. I briefly rubbed the head of my cock on her pussy lips, coating it with her juices. I then slowly pushed my cock into her.

It was an incredible feeling. She was very tight, and wet and warm. As I pushed into her she let out deep breath. Her back arched as she pushed back against me. I withdrew from her and then slowly pushed back in, as deep as I could. She let out a soft moan. It was the best feeling I had ever felt. I pushed into her and she back against me. Then I quickened the pace and was hit with a very strong orgasm. My cock pushed as far and deep as I could as I emptied a full load of cum within her. When I was done, I pulled my cock from her and went back to my room. Not a word was said that night between her and I, but we both succumbed to evils of taboo incest.